Q: Why can't blondes put in bulbs? A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.
Q: How come japan so smart? A: They have no blondes.
Q: How does a blonde have safe sex? A: She locks the car door.
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up? A: To catch as much as they can that is over their heads.
Q: What is it called whenever a blonde blows in another blond's ear? A: Data.
Q: How about we blondes call 911 in desperate situations? A: They cannot remember the number.
Q: To some blonde, what's for a long time? A: Grade four.
Q: The number of blondes does it decide to try change a lightbulb? A: "What's a lightbulb?"
Q: How many blondes does it decide to try change a lightbulb? A: Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"
Q: Why won't they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription bottles within the typewriters.
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? A: Pregnant.
Q: What's a dumb Blondes favorite rock group? A: Air Supply.
Q: Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering? A: The noise gave her a headache.
Q: How does a blond know if she's on her way home or on her way to work? A: She opens her lunch box to see when there is anything inside it.
Q: How do you sink a submarine filled with blondes? A: Knock on the door.
Q: What do you call the blonde in a horror movie? A: Dead meat.
Q: Did you hear about Pepsi's new soda simply for blondes? A: It's "open other end" printed at the base.
Q: Why did the blonde call the welfare office? A: She wished to know how to cook food stamps!
Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives? A: The vegetable garden.
Q: What about the blonde who gave birth to twins? A: Her husband has gone out looking for another man.
Q: How come japan so smart? A: They have no blondes.
Q: How does a blonde have safe sex? A: She locks the car door.
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up? A: To catch as much as they can that is over their heads.
Q: What is it called whenever a blonde blows in another blond's ear? A: Data.
Q: How about we blondes call 911 in desperate situations? A: They cannot remember the number.
Q: To some blonde, what's for a long time? A: Grade four.
Q: The number of blondes does it decide to try change a lightbulb? A: "What's a lightbulb?"
Q: How many blondes does it decide to try change a lightbulb? A: Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"
Q: Why won't they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription bottles within the typewriters.
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? A: Pregnant.
Q: What's a dumb Blondes favorite rock group? A: Air Supply.
Q: Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering? A: The noise gave her a headache.
Q: How does a blond know if she's on her way home or on her way to work? A: She opens her lunch box to see when there is anything inside it.
Q: How do you sink a submarine filled with blondes? A: Knock on the door.
Q: What do you call the blonde in a horror movie? A: Dead meat.
Q: Did you hear about Pepsi's new soda simply for blondes? A: It's "open other end" printed at the base.
Q: Why did the blonde call the welfare office? A: She wished to know how to cook food stamps!
Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives? A: The vegetable garden.
Q: What about the blonde who gave birth to twins? A: Her husband has gone out looking for another man.
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